Cleaning rant

[polarissruler]

Timeline of cleaning the basement:
1st 5 minutes: this will take no time
2nd 5 minutes: what the fuck is this?
3rd 5 minutes: I swear, this is more mold than wall
4th 5 minutes: yuck, yuck, yuck!
5th 5 minutes: I need a shower after this
6th 5 minutes: I won't feel clean even after a beach bath
7th 5 minutes: how illegal is ClF3? (for those, who don't know - burns through everything)
8th 5 minutes: I have no name, no will, I only exist to take the rubbish out
2 hours later: I'm finally alive